The Beauty of BomSocks
You guys ever have that bff that goes and freakin gets married and then you never hear from them again? When you do hear from them they're just like..."so you dating anyone?". In your mind you're thinking, shut up Philip, and just sit there imagining driving plastic cutlery into their fleshy bits?
You ever wonder what they do all day? Those married couples? Well if you're a BomCouple then this is what you do. You embrace, silently acknowledging one another, and the love you've found. You sit quietly just looking...out. You know what else BomCouples do? They stay together. Forever. And make babies.
If you're not a BomCouple you basically run the risk of daily fights. Constant ingrown toenails. Full body hemorrhoids. Uncontrollable flatulence by your significant other. Excessive weight gain. Loss of vision. Even death. So it's like...why would you not BomSocks together? Do it for you. Do it for your marriage. Bomsocks....isn't it about...time?